Modern Day Duck and Cover

Not commenting on or "liking" any posts on Facebook so your friends can't tell you're avoiding their messages.

Why It is Important That When Establishing a Nation, You Conquer the Entire Continent

So that later when calling a corporate office and the branch in NY has closed for the night, you can still reach them in Chicago or California.

Gotta Love

Two old ladies complementing each other on their fur coats.

Impending Laundry Crisis

Down to fugly socks and wedgie underwear.

Paint Job Not Strictly Needed

It has now officially been so long since I last did the laundry that when I saw "white wash" on today's to-do list, my first thought was "but I'm not looking to redo my walls."